The Atheist’s Inferno is LIVE!

Some people have all the luck. Apparently, I am not some people.

Between the crap job market and my podunk hometown’s limited dating pool, being an adult after graduation is not all it’s cracked up to be. Just when I thought things couldn’t get worse, my guardian angel, Keziah, returns to give me the news: Lucifer owns my soul and wants me dead, ASAP.

I don’t know which of Lucifer’s soldiers is hunting me down, or if there even is a way to get my soul back, but the small part of my brain that isn’t busy drowning in alcohol knows that I have to do something. Even if that something involves dark, dangerous magic, which it…most likely does, from my experience.

Buy the book to follow Madison through hell…

Meet me in the pit

Goal 1) Publish The Atheist’s Inferno

  • My Goal: Publish by end of June
  • Where I planned to be: Ready to slam the publish button
  • Where I am: …Nervous, but ready to slam the publish button
  • On Target or Behind: On Target

How’s It Going:
I know, I know, I forgot to update last week. BUT. Keywords are done. My promos are scheduled. I’ve picked a date to publish. I’m still working on the ads I’ll be running on Facebook, but it won’t take much to finish up.

We are going LIVE next week, folks! Stay tuned.

I might be moving to Montana soon

Goal 1) Publish The Atheist’s Inferno

  • My Goal: Format ebook by end of May; handle keywords & categories and publish by end of June
  • Where I planned to be: Finalizing ebook
  • Where I am: Ebook complete, working on keywords
  • On Target or Behind: On Target

How’s It Going:
Keywords are a bitch, but we are almost there, folks.

Banana terracotta pie

Goal 1) Publish The Atheist’s Inferno

  • My Goal: Format ebook by end of May; handle keywords & categories and publish by end of June
  • Where I planned to be: Front and back matter handled, working on formatting the actual body text
  • Where I am: Previewing the ebook
  • On Target or Behind: On Target

How’s It Going:
I’m being heckled by my coworkers on a daily basis to finish this. It’s really more funny than anything.

Slaying it

Goal 1) Publish The Atheist’s Inferno

  • My Goal: Format ebook by end of May; handle keywords & categories and publish by end of June
  • Where I planned to be: Chapter and scene breaks done, manuscript imported into KC, front and back matter started
  • Where I am: Formatting in KC, trying to figure out what I want to do with the front and back matter
  • On Target or Behind: On Target

How’s It Going:
Kindle Create apparently didn’t like my author photo, and it took me a good 30 minutes to figure out how to get it to stop uploading sideways since there’s no option to rotate images. But opening it in Paint and resaving it seemed to do the trick. -shrug-

Otherwise, so far, so good.